Turkey Trivia Answers and Story

I know, it's just killing you that I haven't posted the answers yet.... I thought for sure you'd already looked them all up! :O) But just in case you haven't, here goes:
1) d
2) c
3) d
4) a-yes
5) a- yes they can, but technically the answer is c.
6) b
7) d
8) a
9) c
10) b
11) d
12) a
13) b
14) c
15) c

Our Mad Lib story:

The Lost Marching Band Member

It's Thanksgiving day and a lost guitar player is making his way through the Thanksgiving Parade Route in Kansas City. The parade chaos is making it difficult for him to reunite with the Cap'n Crunch Marching Band. The musician has to make his way through the gander, celery stalks, and chairs. He giggles for miles and wonders if he will ever find his yo-yo. After walking on his arms for 103 minutes, the band member spots the black uniforms and the pink hats that his band wears. "Goo goo gaa gaa," he exclaims gleefully. Soon the guitar player is back with his band. The band begins to play The Lullaby Song and merrily marches along.